⚙️💥 That time Elon tried to blow up Bezos…

Elon tried to blow up Bezos while Jeff was eating dinner on this overhang of a futuristic skyscraper with his girlfriend. Elon waited to the perfect moment and blew up the overhang until Jeff bezos was falling out of the sky, though turns out he had these jetpacks built into shoes which prevented him from falling and instead he shouts to Elon “I will destroy you.”

Elon gets very concerned and asked me to come with him and quickly we go to his lab and collect all the papers which have these electrical engine designs on them and he says quick hide these in the basement where no one will find them.

I grab the paper and run to the basement where I am pursued by this crazy person sent by Bezos, I hide in the darkness of the basement and there’s computer workstations everywhere come it’s like an office of an engineering firm, and then looking for the right cabinet in which to hide the papers.

Opening the cabinets is too loud so I start quickly inspecting the papers to see what’s on them: very intricate drawings of engines and cross-sections of engines and what the engine look like organic smooth encasements around electrical motors.

Then that crazy person that Bezos sent eventually says, “hey it’s okay you can come out now, we are not chasing you.”

I’m very suspicious, so I hide the drawings of the bottom of one of the cabinets under a pile of clipboards, and then I go up and the deranged person that was pursuing me starts to be all friendly and we walk up stairs and he says oh it’s peaceful now, we don’t need to fight.

Something about the derange person is very untrustworthy, so we go back upstairs on Elon’s there and he’s like hey situations under control right now.

But I can tell there’s still a lot of anxiety.

April 29, 2023